Artist: Goldie Lookin Chain Album: Safe As Fuck Song: Charmschool Typed by: AZ Lyrics [Adam] E=mc squared so I've heard This is charm school, how to pull a smart bird Love to dance with a skank with a stiff in my pants You're thinking romance while I'm thinking "are they implants?" Girl, you're better looking than my missus Want to give you deep love And then shower you with kisses On your pink parts, cause this Newport clart Is into Charm School like Da Vinci to art This is a Hussain education it involves sex, draw and a Playstation Pushing your buttons, now you're thinking that I'm tender Like Craig David with a hidden agenda So I step to her, and say "what's up?" I'm not much too look at but girl you're in luck It's not all about looks, confidence or personality Wide ons, hardons, loving a bit of rubsies Adam's charm school (down the bus station) Adam's charm school (getting education) Adam's charm school (when the bell starts ringing) Adam's charm school (he don't care if you're minging) [Eggsy] He's the G with the CSE A real A* plus and they teach you for free [P. Xain] Charm School Skills to rob tills NVQ's, to City And Guilds [2 Hats] Double detention but it don't matter I got my fingers stuck in the dinner ladies' batter [Mystikal] Ding-a-ling The bell's for you, not for me I graduated from charm school back in 1983 [Ballsy] Adam Hussain, I needs another lesson And when the bell rings, we're going on a session And have a little wager to see who can pull The most birds, I've lost count, I've got my hands full [2 Hats] This charm school Where I learns from the master To get my finger in, just a little bit faster In and out, up and down, there's no complication A GLC baby's what you get for graduation [Eggsy] It's a simple course and it won't involve revision Just 12 pints of lager in a nightclub on a mission His teaching style is more than just particular And if he likes your bits then he'll get extra-curricular [P. Xain] I went to the university of life and the school of thought But I forgot all of the important things what I was taught Oh son, you gotta learn That if you take 12 pukkas you're bound to gurn Adam's charm school (down the bus station) Adam's charm school (getting education) Adam's charm school (when the bell starts ringing) Adam's charm school (he don't care if you're minging) [Eggsy] Take time to study and invest If you follow the charm school rules you'll be impressed There's no exams and it don't involve money Just a never-ending urge to try and get yourself some cunny Think style, charm and finesse Mix it up with Adam and then chuck him some breasts Add confusion, ladies, and 27 beers Then wait down the clinic till the test results clears [Adam] Smooth! Like a pane of glass I'm gonna kick your ass if you try and skip my class I'll be your knight in shining armour Smoking marijuana Whispering sweet nothings cause you knows that I'm a charmer [Billy] Top class, you're free to enrol Like Pandora's box to Adrian Mole Or the Bee Gees, for whom the bell tolls Give it a shot cause every hole's a goal Adam's charm school (down the bus station) Adam's charm school (getting education) Adam's charm school (when the bell starts ringing) Adam's charm school (he don't care if you're minging) Adam's charm school (it's like Jamie Oliver to chips) Adam's charm school (so it's fingers on lips) Adam's charm school (when the bell starts ringing) Adam's charm school (he don't care if you're minging)