Artist: Jon LaJoie Album: I Kill People Song: Slightly Irresponsible Typed by: AZ Lyrics I am slightly irresponsible Girl, don't let that scare you away 'Cause I am still reliable Just not a hundred percent, baby Sometimes I fall asleep without brushing my teeth And I only floss approximately twice a week I don't return phone calls all the time Unless it's my boss, I want to stay on his good side I always pay my credit cards on time But irresponsibly I'd make minimum payments once in a while Also I think I may have accidentally killed someone I'm not sure if they died, it was a hit'n'run I am slightly irresponsible Girl, don't let that scare you away 'Cause I am still reliable Just not a hundred percent, baby When I park my car, sometimes I leave the windows open That's how I got my Blackberry charger stolen But I didn't really care, I had a second one That my friend gave me when he bought his iPhone last month I'm glad no one's noticed the dent in my front bumper When I got home that night there was blood all over And in the grille there were bits of face, hair and bone I cleaned the car when made sure nobody followed me home I am slightly irresponsible I wonder if that person had a family But I am still reliable But the guilt's eating away at me Sometimes I'm a day late paying my rent And sometimes I forget the birthdays of my friends Apparently they don't have any suspects thus far But they know he was killed by a Camry, luckily for me that's a common car But there was one witness: a seventy-nine-year-old lady I need to kill her, she's the only one who can identify me So I break into her house to kill her, but then things get messy I didn't realize that her son's family was visiting I am slightly irresponsible (Ah shit) (Hey, who the fuck are you?) But I am still reliable (Shut the fuck up) I am slightly irresponsible (SHUT UP! SHUT UP!) But I am still reliable (What have I done? What have I done? Oh my god, what have I done?)