Artist: Lil Dicky f/ Chris Brown, DJ Khaled, Ed Sheeran, Kendall Jenner
Album:  LD2
Song:   Freaky Friday
Typed by: Nickolye16@aol.com 

[Intro: Chris Brown]
Lil Dicky, oooooooh, ohh
{"Mustard on the beat, hoe"}

[Chris Brown]
I woke up Chris Breezy
Oh my God, I'm the man (oh shit)
I'm so fly and I can dance (whoa whoa shit)
There's tattoos on my neck (oh ohhh)
I just FaceTime'd Kanye (brrp brrp)
I told him I'm his biggest fan (yeah)
Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah I do)
Hold up, holy shit I got a kid (oh!)
Ohhhhhhhh - I can sing so well!
Wonder if I can say the N-word (wait, for real?)
Wait, can I really say the N-word?
What up my nigga? (Woo!) What up my nigga?
Big ups my nigga, we up my nigga
You pussy-ass nigga, man fuck y'all niggaz
Cause I'm that nigga nigga nigga nigga, I'm that nigga!

[Chorus: Chris Brown]
I woke up in Chris Brown's body (ohh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into "Freaky Friday"
But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can't believe that it's "Freaky Friday"

[Interlude: Chris Brown]
Yeah it's "Freaky Friday"
I'm in Chris Brown's body
I drive his Ferrari
And I'm light-skinned black

[Lil Dicky]
(Ring ring) What the fuck?
I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky?)
{*sigh*} What the fuck? This shit is real weak
How his dick stayin perched up on his balls like that?
Walkin down the street and ain't nobody know my name (whoa)
Ain't no paparazzi flashin pictures, this is great (whoa)
Ain't nobody judgin cause I'm black, or my controversial past
I'ma go and see a movie and relax (woo!)
Ay I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
Why's his momma callin all the time? Leave me the fuck alone, bitch!
Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body, Breezy is who? Hope my daughter's in school
Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be? What would I do?

[Chorus]

[Interlude: Chris Brown]
Yeah it's "Freaky Friday"
I'm in Chris Brown's body
I look at my soft dick with delight
It's my dream dick

[Lil Dicky] + (Chris Brown)
If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?
I'm tryna to find myself like an introspective monk
(I'm ballin on the court, oh my God I can dunk, snap a flick of my junk)
My dick is trendin on Twitter? Fuck!
Now I'm at the club, I talked my way into gettin in
I look up in the V.I.P., my goodness, there I am
I signal to him let me in but he won't let me in
(I don't know who that is) Wait, who the fuck he think he is?!
Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head
Walked up to that motherfucker (wait, think it through for a sec)
(If you hurt me then you're only hurting yourself)
But wait, I love myself (that was the key, now we're switchin back!)
{*whoosh*}

[Chorus] w/ ad libs

[Ed Sheeran] + (Lil Dicky)
{*whoosh*} (Wait, what the fuck?!)
And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body
It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was
(What the fuck, again?!)

[DJ Khaled]
{*whoosh*}
I'm DJ Khaled~!
Why am I yellin?

[Outro: Kendall Jenner]
{*whoosh*}
Huh? I'm Kendall Jenner, I got a vagina!
I'm gonna explore that right now (woop woop!)
Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh)
I'm gonna learn
I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman