Artist: Ludacris Album: Ludaversal Song: Lyrical Healing Typed by: Nickolye16@aol.com [Intro: Ludacris] Ay man, if you got a problem with somebody Whatever happened to approachin them? Lookin at 'em eye to eye It's too much tweefin goin on in this world Thumb thuggin is at an all-time high They startin to take this shit a lil' too far jack Rappers all in they feelings Well here goes a little lyrical healing [Ludacris] And hip-hop is, uhh, too many rappers gettin sensitive Y'all should start a pussy ass nigga initiative Cause even when I'm not mic'd up I'll fuck your life up Come to your show when you're crowd surfin and hold a knife up I'll tell your momma you ain't shit I hope you skydive and all land in an alligator pit (no, no, noooo!) Yo' album ain't SHIT, you couldn't sell it at an auction Your five minutes is up like Antoine Dodson (hide ya kids, hide ya wife) Meanwhile that Mary Jane got me wiser And Mr. Jack Daniels is my spiritual advisor (cheers) Now everybody said I'm strapped and I'm too scary And keep a hand under the pillow like the tooth fairy Your favorite rappers say I'm sick and ain't no antidote They kidnappin my flows, they ain't even leave a ransom note Your shit is faker than the knock-off man I'll make you niggaz quit rap and start a hot dog stand (Luda!)