Artist: MF Doom Album: Born Like This Song: Batty-Boys Typed by: Jano342000@hotmail.com [Intro] If you were waiting for a parade there ain't none Sharpen up your spirit of adventure the fabulous gay way Hey what's the big idea? (Gay!) I have no ideas, in fact I'm quite bewildered Now don't get gay with me (Gay!) Sir I'm far from gay Now listen, Keep your shirt on Grown man in a rubber suit running around with a young boy (Homo!) [DOOM] Oh shoot get a load of that fruit In thigh high boots, red tighty whiteys and blue catsuit (Holy homos!) Even the rats know its tacky If you ever see me slippin' like that bitch just smack me Posin' chest and legs open couldn't stand worse All was missin' was a bandanna and a man purse Cryin' dyin' laughin' till glands burst Faster than a speeding blast, bleeding ass land first Fixin' baby hair messed up wave your curl Under the cape the back of the S say baby girl The things some people'll do for fame Its a herb, its a lame, its a god damn shame Villain willin' when them cold streets call You can keep your hero and hold the meat balls Worthy title lock it with pockets on empty He work harder than a steam engine like John Henry Turn dirt to dolla's like Don Henley Ugly and still get holla's like Ron Jeremy at least monetarily Terribly MC's need therapy it's like a fairy spree Hit em' wit a kryptonite prick (Kryptonite!) Children come and prick is dead, body wit a stick Wrote this lyric from in the bed wit' a chick She had the tightest grip around the head of my... [Snippets of a conversation #1] Man 1: How much money you got? Man 2: I ain't got but 4 dollars on me, Man 1: Damn Man 2: Anyway I done got this whole cock for ya Man 1: Shit you must be some kinda faggot man my partner a faggot, why don't you come on out here man Man 2: What the hell! [Doom] "Bic" now can I get my pen back Got no enemy, got no friend black With the green goblin got the batcave robbed Bust in Batman head bobbin, slobbin Robin's knob (This is a stick up!) Yall already got you belts on the floor so Kick them shits over here and click off the porno Alfred come home and found them both naked (Master Bruce!) Handcuff to each other (Huh!) just as he had suspected (Sorry Alfred!) Red and chrome batmobile wheelin and dealin Aquaman sleepin with the fishes for real for squealin' Pssst! the low low, on a seal skin blazer It's just a little graze from a laser thin razor Amazed at these so called wannabe players, showin off they tit balls to all the free gay'ers It's like a leotard fest How it got started is any retards guess Regardless thats they choice no hate to bake Becomes a problem when he try attempt to go straight And raise the monster rate in the whole population Its starting to effect the super pimpin occupation Now who's the hater headline the newspaper Fate of a fake you out caped crusader Tied to the tracks make a damn tram derail Rap is like a scam, spam nigerian email The man with no beard is more weirder than a shemale Sucka got bagged on a temazepam street sale Told on one of ours shut it up yeah doubt Did it like the dirty draws wet 'em up and air it out [Snippets of a conversation #2] Man 1: I got myself a nice cock Man 2: What? Man 1: Listen you got any money? Man 2: Man you goin crazy! What the hell for? Man 1: 4 Dollars only Man 2: Damn! [Outro] Batman's gay, Batty-Boys