Artist: Cold Chillin' Juice Crew Album: Winter Warnerland Song: Cold Chillin' Christmas Typed by: jostmatt@bluewin.ch [ Fly Ty ] Alright Aha Juice Crew Christmas time We gon' do a real Christmas song ( *Marley Marl in the background* ) Go for it, Kane [ VERSE 1: Big Daddy Kane ] Jingle bell, jingle bell rock with hip-hop Hmmmm... look what we got Here, yeah, I definitely can relate One heck of a Christmas present for '88 As I flow, and let it go So fresh, like Santa, you'll have to say "Ho, ho, ho" So girls and boys, let's make some noise Give thanks for joys and all goodies and toys For Christmas, yes oh gee, this must Be the greatest holiday treat, so people just bust How I celebrate as we elevate Big Daddy Kane is on the mic and I'ma tell a great Christmas line for your delight That's Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night [ Fly Ty ] Nah, nah, nah Shanté, where you at Yo Shanny (Here, here, here) Get on the mic, baby (Do I have to?) Come on Shanny, you got to Got to You gotta, Shanny Come on (Alright, alright) Let's go Kick it [ VERSE 2: Roxanne Shanté ] Now I've been a good girl all year round And this is what I want from the people are down Now I am mainly speakin 'bout my family and friends I want a BMW, a Jaguar, or a Benz (A what?) It really doesn't matter the expense of the gift Cause bein around I'm such a spiritual uplift To think about all year when we're illin To get together and just be Cold Chillin' (Yeah, I like that) Cause in the past year I made a record with Rick (Haa...) But now I'm gonna end this like Eartha Kitt It may sound cute or it may sound crazy But this one's for you, Santa Baby [ Fly Ty ] Ooooh... ( *Shanté in the background* ) I don't know, hahahaha Hold up, what that... Ah, Shan [ VERSE 3: MC Shan ] You hear a lotta jingle bells at Christmas time But I done decked the halls with a Christmas rhyme Santa used to drive a sleigh any Christmas past He was chillin when I seen him last A Lamborghini with a spoiler kit Driver looked like Santa and I said: "Oh, it's..." I blamed it on my mind in an altered state But chillin up north on a reindeer plate Instead of Louis Vuitton or a Gucci vixen His ride had pictures of Donner and Blitzen To top it off he had a phone and tints Instead of threads homes' tires left hook prints He came to halt, but he did not screech And in the back of my mind somethin said, "Don't reach" He said, "Ho, ho, ho... yo Shan," loud and clear "I ain't heard a rap from you in a year Merry Christmas, here's some beats, there's brew and a broth And if you don't rock these, that means you're soft" He said, "Shan my man, I got a busy night And you'll be straight next year if you rock this right" To my surprise when I awoke on Christmas dawn I couldn't find my tapes and my lyrics were gone But underneath the tree in a red and blue pack Was a Cold Chillin'/Warner Bros. contract So I'm here tonight to share my cheers So Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year (Pump it up, pump it up) [ Fly Ty ] Kane be doin it again Wanna do it again, Kane? One more time, go 'head [ VERSE 4: Big Daddy Kane ] Now once again let your hands applause With this contribution to Santa Clause To Frosty, to Rudolph, etcetera, etcetera Just remember these rhymes we send to ya 'Tis the season to come to reason With the good spirit we find to be pleasin Easin, every single form of tension Also, I'd like to mention Merry Christmas to Biz Markie (from the Juice Crew, y'all) Kool G Rap, Polo and Craig G Marley Marl, Glamorous, the list goes on To Powerful Percy and TJ Swan As me, Shan and Shanté get the job done Season's Greetings to everyone ( *Shanté in the background* ) [ Fly Ty ] Hold it Kane, hold it It's not over Wait a minute [ VERSE 5: Fly Ty ] Now I'm Fly Ty with the Christmas tree The one who makes the Juice Crew complete A true professional, I'm not an amateur So Season's Greetings from a jolly good manager F-l-y T-y You can't deny the fliest of the Fly Ty Cold Chillin' with Shanté, Shan and Kane here Not in a rush, I leave it to the reindeer Yeah, it's strange to see me rappin But for Christmas, who knows what can happen? So for everybody out there that caught this buzz Have yourself a merry little Christmas [ Fly Ty ] I told you I could do it! I told you I could do it! I told you I told you I could do it! Yeah Yeah Yeah, my name ain't Russell, Andre, I'm for real For real We outta here We outta here Merry Christmas from the Juice Crew Cold Chillin' on Warner Bros.