Artist: Quasimoto (Madlib) Album: Yessir Whatever Song: Broad Factor * Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash * parody of "The Nod Factor" by Mad Skillz [Lord Quas] I know you're tired of dumb shit so check this here I see the neck-breaking, butt-shaking freaks of this year Yeah! So peep the steelo of how it go Your neck turnin cause your head already know So pass that {KNAHMSAYN} and watch Quas dip fast And have honies back in the Jeep catchin whiplash Backs - so fat - have you all on smile Take my dick to the motel, do things to make you raise your eyebrows I'm cummin/comin soon, y'all about to get.. So hit that poon, but protect your {dick} Eject - wrong! I'm still stabbin with my prong I be blowin up lots, you'd be thinkin he was sittin on a nail bomb Uhh, stay on and keep rockin please I feel sorry for the blind men, cause {niggaz} ain't seein these Acting! We roll with bad Timbs, or basics After I'm down I pass it off to the next faces [Chorus] She has her your head turnin cause she knows her backs is fat Shake it up like this, and a little like that She got your head turnin cause her face ain't whack But move on like this, and then like that She got your head turnin, but she look like a snack Now it's on like this, and then like that She got your head turnin cause her backs is fat Shake it up like this, and then like that [Lord Quas] Them backs pack energy like nuclear reactors My name is Lord Quas and this be the Broad Factor After, please don't choose me - I'll take a Coke (Look) the girl here over there I be in stroke No jokes, I see tan lines and start aimin mines That girls so fine, a hundred dumb niggaz in line Bumped into my old ex-girl, now we blendin Menage-a-trois and don't say jack, nso I'm quiet like a ninja I enter, freaks, so you should expect (what?) To practice yoga so we can get other postions set We got sexed up, and guess what? I'm the one that hit it You won't neglect it, my jim be employin paramedics I get it - yeah and it'll stay that way I know you'll be back, you know I got some dimes on layaway And I'll be here freaking fly honeie that make you sway Do me a favor (what's that?) Tell your girl I ain't been a gay [Chorus]