Artist: Super Chron Flight Brothers Album: Cape Verde Song: Paid Programming Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [unknown televangelist] What do you mean we're not to judge? You know, I can't stand some of these churches today and all of these rock bands Even Al Sharpton, the great black leader said "We are fed up with all the FILTHINESS of these songs and all of the foul language they use" Someone said, "Do you believe there'll be music in Hell?" Well if it is it'll be rock'n'roll and rap And I make no apologies for saying it We've done away with the great hymns of the faith "The Old Rugged Cross," "I'd Rather Have Jesus" Ahh what have I to dread, what have I to fear? NOTHING I'm leaning on the everlasting arms! You can't even get a decent message out of most of today's music And I'm not afraid to say it [televangelist gets cut off] Well this completes Channel 3's broadcasting day Portions of today's broadcasting schedule have presented complete or in part by mechanical reproduction Have a good night, and a GOOD morning {*cheesy sign off music plays to end*}